Still. Fucking. Hangs.

Date yourself by posting a game that released when you were 18.

Everyone knew they suck but us apparently, but man Frontier Airlines really did everything they could to kinda screw us around and treat us like garbage enough to complain on Twitter about it.

Willow!!!!

stop bitching about not getting your share of the pie and bake some fucking pie to share.

Lookie here

ITS #DiabloIV DAY BABY! Live later tonight (near 7EDT) I have no idea what class I want to play. HC? or not HC? Dunno. and don't forget to sign up for my #Vrising giveaway! gleam.io/0QidO/v-rising…

.EFFY merch idea for y’all ♥️

Just had two JOLLY RANCHER’s in a row that had no flavoring on them, only the taste of sugar and sadness. This is an omen.

TV IS DEAD LONG LIVE THE INTERNET

I don’t really use this anyway. But I reckon if they start charging, I’ll just mosey.

Inside the mind of a criminal. PAYDAY

Who among us has ever truly had Hot Pockets come out like this inside? I'm hurt they'd pass this off as advertising. :'(

I don’t smoke because my daddy was a smoker and I reckon if he couldn’t find the damn things after all those years, I don’t stand much of a chance either.

He preaches the truth. Stavros Halkias is right, the Zero Sugar A&W Root Beer is awesome.

So if Mauga doesn’t have a “You’re welcome.” voice line, I will have lost what little faith I have left in humanity. Please Overwatch.

The YouTube captions just referred to @watcherdev as Dean Hand Bram Toast Us. That’s his name from Now on.

If I had a submarine, I’d call it Das Zoot.

Venmo told me that based on my account history I could apply for a credit card. Great to know my illicit drug purchases are going on my credit these days.