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@milantilope

by repute an Egyptian and Vagabond and oppressor of His Majesty’s Free Lieges, going up and down the country armed and keeping markets in a hostile manner

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I can only listen to podcasts that are mastered loud af now because I play them through a small Bluetooth speaker in my old loud work truck

houses cost $400 🦌 (@milantilope) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Thanks to the girl who called “sooooo hot” at the rave last weekend, it will boost my self-esteem for a completely inordinate amount of time

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Pastors are so funny. You couldn't hack it as a stand-up comedian but you got a job that lets you ramble on for an hour every week anyway!

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You think this redistricting stuff leads to a situation where it gets appealed up to the Supreme Court and they bring out some tortured legal reading that lets red states keep their gerrymanders and strikes down the blue ones?

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1. Get mad 2. Realize you won't criticize a private company's decisions under any circumstances because that would be communism 3. Instead preemptively get mad at Liberal Hypocrisy on the issue in the hope that it happens later on