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How to counter garage Mira on Chalet. Source: redd.it/9pdlzk

HOW DOES THIS SONG FIT SO WELL!?

me: /takes first sip of coffee/ my brain: don’t shit your pants don’t shit your pants don’t shit your pants don’t shit your pants don’t shit your pants don’t shit your pants don’t shit your pants don’t shit your pants me: pulls pants down and shits on the floor

If this tweet gets 57,491 retweets then @ItsEpi will let me use his account and I'll tweet *whatever* I want. Help me help you.

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McDonald’s sued an Irish chain named Supermac that’s been operating since the 1970s. Lost the case, AND was stripped of the trademark on “Big Mac” in the EU. Burger King adjusted their menu: “Big Mac-ish but flame grilled.” Might be the new “Streisand Effect”: Big Mac Effect

Year 4 Roadmap got me like

I’m going to dm someone who retweets this tweet a $1,000 Amazon Gift card in 72 hours. If you’re picked but don’t follow me, I’ll pick someone else. (Cause then I can’t dm you)

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To celebrate 3,000 followers, I'm giving away 12 months of EA Access on Xbox! 😎 [Simply retweet to enter!] I'll pick a winner a day from now...good luck!

50k rts and i'll shit myself live on twitch

I’m giving $10,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (You know the drill following us allows us to dm you the $) Last giveaway for a long time, will show proof!