Yes! We need to put some feel good back into the world! And stop showing Mrs Browns Boys! 🙄

Anyone else think teachers should all earn about 500k a year? 😳👏🏻 #HomeSchooling

We should do #clapforNHS everyday, they are amazing people, all of them are heroes 💙

As my wife has just observed: Britain is a collective kid in a car journey: are we there yet? We've just checked the satnav and it's recalculating ETA. We've already opened the lemon sherbets and the motorway sign says "queues on M4 for 168 miles - use alternative route".

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Can’t wait for this!

When I go back to work, I’m not sure how I’m going to fit in my new 2pm gin addiction 🤔#StayHome

Can’t actually look at mine anymore! It’s embarrassing!

Simple pleasures that WILL come again: - Meeting for coffee - Dressing up for a night out and saying “right, shall we?” just before leaving the house - Running for the bus - Asking at the bar if it’s alright to order some food - The awkward handshake/hug combo - Cancelling plans

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There’s nothing louder than the silence on a video call when nobody’s speaking

The media should be clearer on this. Of the reported 711 NHS England fatalities yesterday, only 105 were from the previous day. Many were from weeks ago. Using accurate and current data shows a much more encouraging picture - NHS England produce the graph every day!

We face risk every time we get out of bed. Alcohol, smoking, bad food, cars - there are plenty of things we live with that can do us harm. We can't hide from the danger Coronavirus poses forever, we have to learn to mitigate those risks so life can continue.

Sunday to do list: Sit Stare at phone Sit some more with phone Walk around a bit with phone Sit again with phone Lie down with phone

“What shall we do tomorrow?” “We’ll eat a lot, we’ll look at our phones a lot... and at some point we’ll go for the same short walk we keep going on” “Yay”

Simple; wrap yourself around good, hard working, honest, loyal & ambitious people. Go

I. AM. SO. OVER. THE. #UKHeatwave 🥵