That’s why that “packed with pride” Woolworths ad, where he gives her 2 full bags of groceries and says “that will be $43” or whatever it was, is a load of shit 🤣

Bizarre dream last night. I checked my phone and there was a notification from AMEX that there was an $875 charge to OnlyFans charged to my card… the rest of the dream was me figuring out where and how it came from…

Woke up. Checked my account…and phew! We’re all good🤣🤣WTF

Why do some people on socials and in the media keep saying Australia only has two airlines and is a duopoly?

We have three. Qantas (incl Jetstar), Virgin and Rex

Rex are actually pretty awesome to fly with. Their service is great. ✈️

Lunch with the girls 🐶

I’m so glad I took today as an ADO 😌

Me watching nearly every episode of It’s Me or the Dog.

Owner: My dog is anxious, barks at everything and is destructive.

Victoria: how often do you walk her?

Owner: oh we don’t walk her…

*starts taking dog for daily walks*

Owner: Wow the change in my dog is amazing!🤦🏻‍♀️

Puffer jackets… in Melbourne..? Groundbreaking 🤭

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