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Retweeting the post which this useless piece of shit “senator” hid in his replies then blocked me. Yet he’ll then calls others sensitive snowflakes and claims to be against censorship 🤪 - What a cooked waste of space, and to think my taxes go to pay his salary 🤦🏻‍♀️

Anyways, rather than continuing to rage tweet, I’m getting my frustrations out in a constructive manner… A bucket of balls, a driver, and a little quiet section of this driving range all to myself… 🥰

Has the Australian media done: “what the strikes on Iran mean for Australian property prices” yet?

How do I tell my dogs that they can’t have garlic bread as it will literally kill them 🤦🏻‍♀️ But no, while I’m trying to save their life cause they mean the world to me, they think I’m just being an arsehole right now 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ok I’ve now distracted them with chew sticks… they’ve forgotten about being told no to wanting the garlic bread 😮‍💨

Waiting in line in a random carpark for a drive-thru Banh Mi… I mean, way to see a gap in the market and going for it 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

Good morning Geelong! 🌞

Today was our bestest girl Nikki’s 2nd Birthday 🎁 We spent the day doing all her favourite things like the park with her sister Emma, heaps and heaps of snacks, went out for lunch and chills on the couch. She’s all tuckered out 🥰

Like the Big Mac index.., you know the economy and cost of living isn’t going well when you’re hit with the Bánh mì increase 😱🤭

🚨intruder alert🚨: Hang on a minute… That’s not a Chihuahua 🤔

I have to stop the millennial guilt with taking a needed sick day from work… even my manager is like “rest up, I could tell you weren’t well” I have 350 hours of sick leave yet if I take a day off there is this guilt like I’ll be caught out or that voice in your head that says

I forget the password to get into my work computer even though it’s never no more than 30 days old… yet I was now just able to remember word for word J Brown’s rap bit in When the Lights Go Out 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

The perfect radio station doesn’t exis…..

“Egg omelette for Michael” - before I can say anything some guy grabs it… opens it and then hands it back and says “that’s me but i didn’t order an egg omelette” 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ FMD, I really need to find a new name… I think I’ll start going with Marco as that’s what everyone thinks I’m

Well I might as well just stop contributing to Superannuation now as I ain’t making it…

People who love dogs. Always found they’re just kinder, happier and more empathetic people.