Spot on as usual from Gavin Cooney Do me a fucking favour Mark Pougatch.

Siiiuuuu 😤

"He's just so good at football!" Find out who @mattdoherty20 thinks you should be picking for you #FPL side...

I'll never enjoy anything as much as Sky execs enjoy two comedians undertaking a "big adventure".

Marcus Cashford, Mr Crash, Rashido BRIZZACK, RASHFOURFIZZY! MR BIG 6!!!!!

Knew it was going to be bad with Castore, but this is worse than I expected. Looks like it was designed on PES 3 Edit Mode, or something you'd get free from a supermarket with a multipack of 7up before a big tournament.

Hurts more than it should.

Castore are making the Ireland shirts until 2028. That's the worst part. Have to hope they go under, and if they keep pumping out shite like they have been, they just might.

North Korea do to be fair

My favourite stat 😍

My hero is 18 years old.

What the fuck even is this website any more?

How well can William Saliba identify Arsenal players throughout the years? 🤔

A couple of years ago I researched Andy Gray's imaginary conversations between players for an article. Best was a Yossi Benayoun assist at West Ham: "Do you want a little cross? Do you want it just about head-height Teddy? Have a little look at the goal, and here you go.."

Players who were utterly dominant on PES 3-6.

"The Streets will never forget Samir Nasri!" They absolutely fucking will.

Three of the best, he's made them pay. First away Harchester United shirt in the collection.

Me at any given time on any given day:

Never has a trend been more fitting as my entire personality is naming old Premier League footballers. With that in mind, here is my list of 75 quintessential #Barclaysmen and it's better if you've got Naive by The Kooks playing in your head while reading.