While everyone cries about Louis Ck doing stand up one time in forever Chris Brown just sold out a 30 date concert tour. Any outrage from the PC crew on that? Anyone.....hello......outrage.....why isn’t anyone tweet about that meanie?

It’s a Labor Day treat. Finally @DanishAndOneill ep of bert kreischer something’s burning came out.

The @DanishAndOneill episode is here! 4 tablespoons = 4 dumps in Bert's hand. New Something's Burning with bert kreischer is up! bit.ly/BurningPOUTINE #ATCpresents #SomethingsBurning #SecretTime #LaborDay

HOLY SHIT!!!

#SkankfestNYC 2019 is officially just 2 months away! Go follow @infinitecbd! They are giving away some all access passes over the course of the next few weeks!

Check out my set where I almost got popped by two audience members who didn’t take well to a joke. Link to my set and audience footage attached youtu.be/TS9tlrVba7s

Is the Louie fight over yet I have a picture of a grilled cheese but I won’t have it get lost in this climate.

Glad to see comedycentral standing up tor the twitter mob and against Dina you are brave and you really get comedy! Keep being cool and having principles and loyalty to the comedians!

Imagine criticizing someone who believes there might be foul play when a defendant in potentially the most explosive sex trafficking case ever is found dead in a cell after already attempting suicide and being on suicide watch in the most closely guarded prison in America.

Check out The Basement with @DanishAndOneill out tomorrow and Every Tuesday on our YouTube page! Spread the word!#ATCpresents #thebasement #danishandoneill

Thank you @DanishAndOneill and King of Butts for my new wizard name. In these dire times, it’s refreshing to get gifted into a new profession.

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Here’s the thing: nine bodies have been recovered in the search for Gabby Petito. I think it’s time we apologize to me for suggesting national parks are dangerous.

The coolest thing about America is that our eventual collapse into one state sponsored media organization won’t end up propagandizing us into oblivion like Russia and China. Ours will just be truth and science and stuff about how we’re the best. Gonna be awesome…

Get your giant dusty whey tubs out of my life

Ten years ago, I wrote a song about Kris Jenner. Yesterday, she and her daughter danced to it on Tiktok.

Huge

Introduced a friend in NC to BCUSA a few years back. This led to us both listening to Beach Cops. He bought a shirt and it was too small. I walked outside this morning to this surprise @DanishAndOneill King of Butts. Excuse the wrinkles.