this is how my dog wakes me up in the morning

i don’t care if youtube played 10 ads before a video I’m literally never paying for premium you can kiss my fucking ass

Thank you David, I really needed that right now

Me leaving the house without breakfast, dehydrated and on 3 hours of sleep.

That’s hot

If they would’ve given me adderall in sixth grade I would be a homeowner by now

My girlfriends a whole ass model and I somehow pulled THAT

God damn my girlfriend fucking RULES bro

I hate that I actually feel like this would be true for me lmao

This!!!!

Voting anybody other than Drew should be classified as a mortal sin

Why are make a wish kids feeding the homeless instead of the government???

I get home and my 2y/o nephew says “hi auntie monkey, hi ghost” we all with about it, as I leave the house a few minutes after and he goes “bye auntie monkey, bye bye ghost!” So I think this is it for me yall