mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) (@mikewhiteclaw) 's Twitter Profile
mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version)

@mikewhiteclaw

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I never understood the value of peace of mind growing up. Now at 37. I'm semi sober, no debt, all bills paid, stable relationship, and a job where I'm actively engaged I can't think of anything better.

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Friends homecoming bender, another friends bday dinner, volunteering 12 hours at an ultra marathon, and then running a 10k. Might have bitten off more than I can chew.

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Do not ask me 4 something work related (all of these but they r in order of egregiousness) -On a Friday -Friday before lunch -Friday after noon -Friday after 3 Read the fucking room bro just bc ur a wage slave doesn't mean we're all still jacked into the matrix

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Personally I'm not trying to work more than 15-20 hours of actual work during the work week. Bc, and I don't care how much ur being paid this is true 4 everyone, u r being underpaid at 40 hours. But maybe not at 32, 24, etc. Gotta take back ur power from corporations

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I'm the reverse. First hour of the day, nap. The next 3 hours: insane levels of productivity. Once I get bored from there, it's feet up and tiktok time for the rest of the day.