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Is at Toast &.Jam studios at Spadina & Adelaide in Toronto voicing 2 TV commercials for Embark Financial Planning.

3 inmates escaped from a California #prison over the weekend. They are expected to be recaptured shortly after #SeanPenn interviews them.

Yesterday was national #Margarita Day. Or as Johnny #Manziel calls it, Monday.

#ChrisMartin is 39 today. Old folks know him as the only person who didn't terrify them during the #SuperBowl Halftime show. #Coldplay

The #Iranian government executed every man in a village for #drug charges. Thank god the U.S. doesn't do that. We wouldn't have an #NFL!

#PeytonManning is retiring. He step downs as the #NFL 's all-time leader in passing touchdowns, passing yards, and horrible #commercials.

The World #Clown Association convention is in Orlando this week: Membership is way down. Many members dropped out to run for #president.

#ClevelandBrowns will likely cut #JohnnyManziel later today. It can't happen until 4pm. Or as Johnny knows it, the start of #HappyHour.

#JohnnyManziel says he'll be back in the #NFL next year. The statement is the most conclusive proof yet that Johnny is still #drinking.

#Anonymous leaked #DonaldTrump's Social Security number. FYI: if you use it to assume Trump's identity, avoid Mexico.

On the highway, getting passed by a #minivan is the #football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker.

#DollyParton and #KatyPerry will do a duet on the 51st Annual ACM Awards. They're expected to perform their new song, ″My Eyes Are Up Here″

#Superman : flight, super-strength, x-ray vision, heat vision, cold breath, super-speed. #Batman : grappling hooks. Yup, sounds even.

#PeytonManning turns 40 today. #Broncos fans sent him a card saying "You've still got it.....P.S., Don't even think about it!"

The man credited as the inventor of modern #soccer passed away at 68. He leaves behind a wife, two kids, and no #American #fans.

Wild boars in #Japan have turned radioactive by the Fukushima nuclear #disaster. On the plus side, #Godzilla has found his next opponent!

#JohnnyManziel's living in #Hollywood with suspended Browns receiver Josh Gordon. They're pitching their buddy movie, "#Drunk and Drunker"

filling in for #JimTatti hosting #GameDay on #TSN1150! tsn1150.ca

The Auston Matthews era has begun. #TMLtalk #NHLDraft