Very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy.

Trying out the new Spotify AI-powered DJ... did they have to make him sound like a drive time rock jock? Is there a "soft-spoken NPR type" option?

Just ONCE I want to be at a religious ceremony that is ruined by James Bond chasing someone. Is that too much to ask?

I am blown away by the brilliance of #BARBIE movie. 10/10

OK, I'm gonna do this. Here's an ongoing thread of every major and stupidly minor crazy thing that Barbenheimer did at the box office this weekend.

At my funeral, I hope all of the login screens that I selected "remember me" show up to pay their respects.

Knights of the Arcade, bringing you Christmas destruction in July. Tonight at 9pm.

I feel another Golden Quill award coming for Sean Collier after this article. Ya nailed it! pittsburghmagazine.com/colliers-weekl…

Things are picking up over at Blue Sky! 13 followers!

Can I upload all of my old tweets to Blue Sky - just so when ppl connect with me on there they have some sense of my “vibe?”

Not leaving, but turning off notifications. The ppl who run this platform are just pushing like 10-20 notifications a day to keep me checking in.

The WGA should have included in their negotiations X turning back into Twitter and being good again.

Mars Volta tonight! I’ve waited to see them for almost 20 years!

If a business is really successful and then stop being successful, we MUST know about it

Why, whyyyyyy, does Mattel make some Hot Wheels cars that don’t fit on their tracks?? Asking for a (3 year old) friend.

Oooo fun! The new “no bag” mandate in Pittsburgh adds an exciting wrinkle to shopping with my kiddo.

Magically, this mini doc surfaced today and it is amazing. The POWER of this collaboration is unmatched! youtube.com/watch?v=PCqTN3…

Look I’m SORRY for not being on this platform as much. It doesn’t mean I don’t care about you. But I do want you to know that my little comedy home could use your support tomorrow on Giving Tuesday

We are just $75 from hitting our family’s peer fundraising goal for @ArcadeComedy ! Help put us Over the Top ™ givebigpittsburgh.com/p2p/340058/per…

Wow, congratulations to the Time Person of the Year for 2023.