I SAID YES!!!!!! 💍🥂🥳🎉 i asked myself if i wanted another cup of coffee.

Never? Not ever.

there’s daggers in her smirk.

I’m practically 💯 convinced some of these accounts are AI.

Grill the squash and save the cannoli

With all the division in the world among cultures, one thing is true about everyone; we all hate Casey Anthony

When I’m in a hurry to do something, I usually do it immidiotly.

the “nobody owes anyone anything” friend is not your friend btw

This is the longest July ever.

Taking applications for someone to blow my bagpipes, no weirdos.

Not to be a fucking nerd, but a well placed semicolon is hot AF.

Might fuck around and do something productive today

Last nights dream: I was somehow in my 40s and back in college. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to figure out how to best sneak booze into my room.

I love each and every* one of you. *not you

Canadian bacon means well.

Matcha is latin for 13 dollar pond water.

We used to build things in this country.

moon and venus.

All he said was Canadian Beer sucks!!