Claudio The Tamale Guy’s red cooler is on display at the Chicago History Museum. That is all.

if your dating profile reads like this, DM me pls

I don’t care if it’s real, it’s the feel-good story we all need during these trying times

ey, EY! where's da sox. where's da friggin blackhawks.

Got the chairman himself looking after the blunts, call that shit Maoboro Red

This is what they took from us.

Pretty sure we’re all doing this already because of taxes.

Damn them puppies so big he’s lucky she didn’t shoot em.

Co-worker handed me this amazing sticker

Actually I’m going to treat the cleaning staff better.

The Pitt this, The Pitt that, For All Mankind discourse needs to be a main character.

I can’t deal with another week of “OMG Trump is dead” discourse. He’s going to outlive all of us, he’s just getting ready to put boots on the ground or worse.

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise" no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

The dumbest person you know is being told 'you are absolutely right' by some LLM right now.

Petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia

unfortunately sometimes you are having a great date with a girl and then she mentions that she uses chatgpt

Pokémon go to the holes

Serve Robotics made a dangerous robot that is roaming the same sidewalks as your children, and now they're trying to gain your sympathy by naming the robot Nasir and hoping anthropomorphism will distract from the fact that their half-assed apology is still just an ad

wow, mohan jumping to her death, langdon shooting dr. al, al being his dealer, and robby hanging from a literal cliff after crashing his bike. I don't know how they fit it all in one ep, but can you think of a better finale than that?

Only the cutest and sweetest girl in the world