Know the pitch..

Had the best night up the pub. Merry christmas to everyone, was good to see you all

Frequent drinking is more likely to affect brain tissue than smoking marijuana. bit.ly/V2Te8z

Christmas pudding can suck one... Only the finest B&BP about these ends!!!

Train to London and back £4.30 each way, train guard you don't know :)))

pic.x.com/WljA7ToO” kirssttty kayko

Unlucky for some

Sounds like centre of the universe m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=h…

#motorway #madness Hahahhahahahahaha

Add 1 pheasant to the list of things to connect with my front bumper #Cunt

#climbing #high #treeboyz

awesomememes's photo instagram.com/p/Yrx5I9go_T/ jake richardson

Shit! You wouldn't fuck with her would ya? #Unit #NightclubFAILS

How come when girls take group pics, gravity suddenly gets a lot stronger? #NightclubFAILS

Friday night and sat on my ones! Ouch!

@VauxhallEngland If you play like the name on the shirt means more than the cup itself! Win or lose you'll have England behind you! #3lions

Am I watching two guys playing FIFA or am I watching the FIFA World Cup?! What the fuuucccckkkk?!

When your mate bails on a holiday last minute. Costs everyone else a bit... Smooth