If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

I just drove by a truck with a big “Senior 2026” painted on the back window, and the driver had just turned 65 years old. It’s the little things, you know?

From the office of the President

Me at 7am: *puts sheets in the wash* Me at 9pm: Oh no.

Why are the people saying “the church should be the ones providing food benefits, etc” are also the ones saying “we are a Christian nation?”

5 years ago today

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

Donald J. Trump Truth Social 12.24.25 07:02 PM EST

when Space Mountain has a 5-minute wait but you’re on the other side of the park

I gave this to my brother for Christmas.

The worst play in football history 😂

I would like to request this alternate broadcast for all NFL games moving forward. Thank you. 🇮🇪🇬🇧😂 (🎙️ Will Gavin)

It woulda been funny if Bad Bunny had also called Drake a pedophile. Make it a running gag in halftime shows get silly with it

Are you there God? It's me. Margaret - your cousin, Margaret BERRY. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to THIS!

Never, I repeat, NEVER in my life have I seen something quite like this… What an absolutely insane ending in this Iowa state girls basketball tournament… What in the world did we just see lol

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

I did NOT expect his return to go down like this

Donald J. Trump Truth Social 04:05.26 08:03 AM EST Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.

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