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Yeah, so cool that the underdog kid who was born a millionaire and his sponsor, the richest human being alive aren't damn "elites".

Just watching the final episode of the news.

Well that’s alright then.

Breaking : Donald Trump insists the election was rigged, concedes to Harris.

Donald Trump announces Baron Harkonnen will head spice production on the planet of Arrakis

Say what you like about Farage but he really tells it like it used to be.

Just had a bit of a moment in the garden, walking back from the garage. The weight of the last few weeks finally came out as a single, loudly expressed “FUCK!”. After a moment, a distant voice, through the dark from next door, simply said “agreed”.

Oh my God. Nominated for best debut show. This was my first hour at a festival and that alone was a huge deal. I really don’t know how to process this. Absolutely incredible news. Thanks to everyone involved. I had better have a suit dry-cleaned.

Make Porsche great again.

BREAKING : Trump levies further tariffs on London by building four houses and a hotel on Park Lane.

It comes to something when The Easter Bunny is promoting political and social disobedience.

May I propose that rather than continuing to pay to use the Mersey crossing we now start travelling to and from Runcorn in small boats?

Turn around

“The definite article, you might say” #DoctorWho

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The enemy of my enemy is an insufferable fool.