Story of my life

WTF am I watching? #VegasKnightsIntro

Kid Voice: “Mommy, I saw a pussy. Can’t wait to shoot eleven people.” x.com/cnn/status/100…

Smith Mountain Lake was recently featured in Garden & Gun's list of Underrated Southern Lakes! gardenandgun.com/articles/five-…

25 years ago today we became the first licensed brewery in #Michigan to serve beer by the glass since Prohibition. It all started where Bell's Eccentric Café is today. Cheers to #Independentbeer.

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!! ⚡️ “Nine Inch Nails announce a tour, but there's a catch” x.com/i/moments/9945…

Why does it annoy me so much when people gush about their parents on social media on mother’s/father’s day? Why do you have to share that shit with everyone who straight up doesn’t give a fuck? It should be about YOU and your FAMILY and that’s it you insane lunatics.

Laurel

LAURELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

It’s LAUREL dammit!!!

Fuckin way she goes.

Just curious, when you see a tennis ball on the ground do you think tennis or dog?

Since the mass shooting at Santa Fe High School 24 hours ago, the NRA and lawmakers beholden to them have blamed exit doors, poor parenting, inattentive teachers, media, Godlessness and evil for the tragedy. Everything but easy access to guns.

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So sad but true. x.com/JimCarrey/stat…