A lot of room temperature iqs have recently signed up to Twitter

Before you make a joke about a post, read the comments. Somebody else already made the joke.

Canadian here. We already have plenty of immigrant scams going on here. We can't afford any more

I see something my town council would probably put near the splash pad across from the colorful crosswalk

Watching old episodes of price is right and nobody ever said axe instead of ask

Nobody ever says this guy needs a conservatory and he's way more crazy than Britney ever was

Baytona? More like Gaytoonnnaaa

Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁)

30 years ago, a girl who didn't have a sewing machine was as useless as a guy who didn't own tools

Imagine going to the Olympics and they give you a coat so bad you can't wear it after

If you include at least one typo in your post, you can spot the retards

I've seen all my old vehicles now on the price is right. I over paid

Only a year old

The only thing better than curling today is curling in 1972. If you don’t believe me, just take a good look at this sweet bastard fully locked in, working on a lung dart in the heat of competition.

Never go full retard.

Account based is south Asia. You're a bit far from the black hills