Underrated cuisine: German

Give me these two at bethpage regardless of what happens the rest of the season

Gas station delta 66 joints 🆗👍

That’s hackysack man

Couple 6 dollar Chicago handshakes followed by a round of golf. Community service this weekend (im a criminal)

Ya my friends gotta be autistic

The only way to drink chocolate milk is to chug

The Neapolitan’s would be disgusted by the amount of lemonchello I was slamming last night

AI could do almost all my job ATM besides shooting the shit and drinking beers

Experiment: take creatine daily but workout MAYBE once a week

I pretty much only use Snapchat to send my friends videos of me chugging beers #sad

My uber driver told me he is deaf then turned on 3am by blues traveler. Wonder who told it’s a good tune

Hot nurse just laughed at all my jokes. Too bad she had to checkout the rash on my armpit 🤣

These burger dogs at Olympic look special

Doc just hit 14 fairways for the first time

Back in the office tommorow…

Always feel good giving cash to street performers