Can Paul McGinley breathe through his arse? Amazing how long he can keep a stream of consciousness going.

russians killed 3 women & 2 kids, incl a 2yo toddler in #Bucha district. 15 cars of civilians tried to evacuate in column w "children" signs on Mar 12. russians stopped them, then fired at the column from a heavy machine gun. 5 ppl who were at the head of column died immediately

New! Cassetteboy vs The Tories May 2022. (contains a swear)

The essential Suella Braverman interview. Watch and weep

my family was just forced to vote at gunpoint in russian cosplay of a “referendum” in southern ukraine: - they come to your house - you have to openly tick the box for being annexed by russia (or for staying with ukraine if you feel suicidal) - all while armed gunmen watch you

How many of you know what Cruella Braverman's Public Order Bill contains? It's frankly unbelievable: legislation you might expect in Russia, Iran or Egypt. Here's a summary from my column today:

The royals don't attract tourists. Royal buildings do, but the ones not occupied by royals are far more profitable. Here are the top 100 tourist destinations in the UK. #AbolishTheMonarchy #NotMyKing

NFTs are the most stupid thing in existence #changemymind

1% club for John Mayer 😅

Nail - Head

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

We're still being ripped off by tory party funding energy companies . Why are we paying so much

Michelle Mone’s PPE MEDPRO was a company that was less than 3 weeks old, with zero employee’s, no contracts, no premises, no previous transactions of any kind and with £100 in the bank. Then the Government gave it £203,000,000. Jail, jail, jail.

Buying tickets for anything in this sodding country. Live Nation UK Ticketmaster CS I hope the scalps are getting a nice fat pay day as per usual.

What if all the rain today was Captain Tom crying about the spa stuff

"paintings were considered too welcoming for lone children arriving in UK" I just wonder who looks at something like this and thinks "yes, I agree with this" If that's you, please bugger off

"Sewage continues to blight gardens and roads in Cambridgeshire village." The sewage company of course is Anglian Water who last year paid shareholders £169m in dividends and £868m in interest and loan repayments. Now you know why your sewers don't work cambridge-news.co.uk/news/local-new…

This is absolutely EXCRUCIATING

Come on tigers! #tigersfamily