mom im sick (black parent)"get yo black ass out the motherfucking bed for i whoop yo ass"(white parent)"aww its ok sweety go back to sleep"

Imagine is Usain Bolt was your dad, and you were trying to run away from a spanking.

Don't text me if you're gonna take 10 fucking years to text back.

I hate when a girl can't take a compliment: "You're so pretty" "No I'm not, I'm ugly" "WELL SHIT, YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN....

im follow the first 100 people that retweet this and they follow me #followme and ill #followback