open.spotify.com/track/0BPWY79w… One of the best songs ever, Dev Hynes you will always be famous

I’ll take two chili peppers double albums a year if we can get like one or two good songs out of it

I’m a big fan all of these

Last night Embiid almost had a quadruple double of points, rebounds, assists, and turnovers

“She looks like Cynthia from Rugrats” -bethie

BBL Gosling. BBL Gosling.

Gonna start calling John Krasinski John Crazy Stinky

Bethie and I have started to refer to deals that are so good they’re nightmarish as Costcoesque

Is it good that the pavement just past the Bloomfield bridge has been leaking water for a week and no one has done anything

How bout AMC’s Suck the Walking Dead

No politicians are talking about the scene kid to wook pipeline

Da Biden Bipartisan Infrastructure Bill has truly done it, and by it I mean make Penn Ave even shittier

My Twitter is all just Nazis and people saying John Lennon and Paul McCartney were fucking each other

Don't let Obama play the Iran card in order to start a war in order to get elected--be careful Republicans!