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Michael Forster

@mikecoopforster

Lawyer, standup comedy hobbyist, Chairman of the Eliminate the Penny PAC

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Just did a home visit for a client living near Fort Totten & then rode to DC Probate Court. I was able to ride on trails or protected bike lanes all the way from Fort Totten to 4th and K Street NW (about 5 miles!) Thank you WABA WABA Trail Rangers DDOT DC and more! #bikedc

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Dinner…should not trample the freedom at play of the left to tell the architects of a right wing takeover of American society to f*** off

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With Twitter’s imminent demise I haven’t been this scared since Y2K. Let’s all stock up on batteries and bottled water for tweets not working on Monday.

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Hey Mayor Muriel Bowser , I was riding my bike on downtown K Street and a driver came up from behind and knocked me to the ground and now I have to go to urgent care. Do you still think we should remove the bike lanes from the plans? WABA DDOT DC

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Crime has gone up, traffic safety has gotten worse, almost every member of her team has been engulfed in scandal but Muriel Bowser still hasn’t been seriously challenged as mayor of DC.

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nobody will remember:  — your salary  — how “busy you were”  — how many hours you worked  people will remember:  UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, START

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When you’re dealing with the messy business of inheritances, the last thing you want is a years-long wild goose chase searching for probate records. Yet that’s exactly what some DC families have endured, my latest SpotlightDC investigation found: washingtoncitypaper.com/article/747813…

When you’re dealing with the messy business of inheritances, the last thing you want is a years-long wild goose chase searching for probate records. 

Yet that’s exactly what some DC families have endured, my latest <a href="/Spotlight4DC/">SpotlightDC</a> investigation found:
washingtoncitypaper.com/article/747813…
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Check out this great piece by Alex Koma outlining an issue I’ve been having with multiple clients. The word “Kafkaesque” is used.