When you visit your aunt and uncle to drop off pressies for Xmas and come back with a DIY pavlova kit 😂😍 Hopefully my construction effort will meet with approval 🤞🏻 instagram.com/p/CmjRQGWshDb/…

Genius!

Cue sounds of bottom of barrel being scraped

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Hearing that, after her masterful football analogy in the HoC yesterday, Penny Mordaunt will be hosting #MOTD tomorrow evening

Congratulations to Andover Hockey Club M1 who with a win today secured promotion to South Central Hockey Prem 2 for next season #hockey #champions

Second and final day at the England Hockey Men's O35'a hosted by South Central Hockey at Basingstoke Hockey . Another hot day, with some tired players. Thanks to the @SCOfficiating officials. Today's umpiring team with TD David Rigby

Another wicket gifted to Lyon #BBCCricket #Ashes2023 #ENGvAUS

Brainless batting #BBCCricket #Ashes23

Looks like the Aussies have figured out how to defeat #Bazball #chinmusic #shortstuff

Thanks to the truly awful Royal Mail service, I get to celebrate my birthday again today. Cards that should have arrived over a week ago have finally made it 🎉🎉

I'm surprised Tesla hasn't recruited Sunak. Then they wouldn't have to recall anything.

❗️It's Match Day❗️ Tune in on BBC Sport at 10:45 am to see GB Women take on Spain in their second match of the International Hockey Federation (FIH) Olympic Qualifiers 🤩 #Paris2024 #EnRouteToParis #HockeyInvites #HockeyEquals

🏑GB Women vs Ireland ⏰14:30 📱💻 BBC Sport #Paris2024 #EnRouteToParis #HockeyInvites #HockeyEquals

Hey The O2 - please sort the sound out before Michael McIntyre comes on. It was awful for his warm up act

Now that’s funny… 👌

Congratulations to these two who set a new CollingbourneCC record for any wicket when they scored 211 in their opening stand. Beating the previous record of 206 set ten years ago in which I was involved. #cricketrecords #crickettwitter

Some very average golf being played at Royal Troon today. I know that conditions were difficult, but modern players seem very reluctant to adapt their game to the conditions #TheOpen #TheOpenChampionship

Slow news day I guess