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One time I got a snail stuck in my knee and had to pull it out and it got infected and was really gross. Represented by Sarah Jayne Freymann Literary.

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Podcast ads are fond of the phrase “buttery soft”. I write horror and I find that phrase irredeemably disgusting. Butter is greasy and if you had it in your sheets everything would stink like rotten dairy and you’d never get it off of your skin because it’s SO GROSS!! Thank you.