“lets hit the gym together”

me when I rediscover songs I used to love

I need to you only save money live once ( •_•) (•_• ) ( ง )ง ୧( ୧ ) /︶\ /︶\

No one: Me at 3:23am:

This man went from a hero to probably getting jumped in seconds 😭😭😭

Y’all parents ever took the door off y’all room as punishment?

Me: *asks a simple question* Profs: "Did you even read the syllabus?"

Her: Don’t worry he’s just a friend The friend:

aye lowkey.. women are always right

“are you okay? you look tired” me: wow okay rude also me:

why do aries exist?

“I’m not drinking tonight” My friend: Me:

When you make a joke in front of your psychologist & instead of laughing, she starts writing it down

*sighs* i have to work to get money