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Mike Avishai

@mikeavishai

"Screenwriter" for hire or for free... I'll take anything at this point.

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calendar_today15-07-2009 03:35:40

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Things that don’t impress Shania Twain much: •a rocket scientist •Brad Pitt •got a car Things that impress Shania Twain: •Elvis or something

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To celebrate our partnership with the NFL we want to give fans the experience of a lifetime! You could win a trip to #SuperBowlLVII for you and a friend. #TCLxNFL 🏆 It all starts here! go.tcl.com/sb-kickoff 🏈

To celebrate our partnership with the <a href="/NFL/">NFL</a> we want to give fans the experience of a lifetime! You could win a trip to #SuperBowlLVII for you and a friend. #TCLxNFL 🏆

It all starts here! go.tcl.com/sb-kickoff 🏈
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Had a little lettuce, before cutting the grass. Now it’s done. The lettuce is still lingering, and I’m on the deck right now solo. Fresh cut lawn smell, cold beer in hand, music playing, and the sunshine. I’ve achieve dad bliss. Father Nirvana, if you will… The Dad #dadlife

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A little Saturday morning Warren Zevon #warrenzevon #excitableboy #vinyl #music #classicrock #recordplayer #everythingsoundsbetteronvinyl

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HEY! Mike Avishai! Happy birthday brother! Hope you like that I didn’t steal your bday by getting married on it. Today’s 37 for you & as my friend Brian O'Halloran 💙, whom I’ve been in a movie with & didn’t steal my birthday, would say (Hope he replies cuz it’s his line)

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Day 1 NFL Apple Music FOX Sports today starts my journey to get Al Yankovic to perform at next year Super Bowl halftime show. 5 time Grammy Awards winner, 11 nominations, 4 gold records and 6 platinum records. Beloved by all. America needs this #WeirdHalftimeShow

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Invite "Weird Al" Yankovic to Perform at Super Bowl LIX Half Time Show - Sign the Petition! chng.it/LzMsPZM6b2 via Change.org NFL Apple Music Al Yankovic Have you signed yet?? Whatcha waiting for? change.org/Weird_Halftime…

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Game face! Vasectomy time… 👩‍⚕️+✂️=🚫🏀⚽️ #vasectomy #snipsniphooray #unprotectedsex #ouchmyballs #kcco #billfuckingmurray #thechive #Surgeryappropriateattire

Game face!
Vasectomy time…
👩‍⚕️+✂️=🚫🏀⚽️
#vasectomy #snipsniphooray #unprotectedsex #ouchmyballs 
#kcco #billfuckingmurray #thechive #Surgeryappropriateattire
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inktip.com/script/AD5X3jd… New Comedy Pilot: THE WEEKEND BEGINS THURSDAY 4 college roommates. 1 sketchy house. Total chaos. It’s Always Sunny meets Superbad — w/ a wildcard named Mad Mike and 0 adult supervision. #ComedyPilot #TVWriting #IndieTV #TWBT #ItsAlwaysSunny #SuperbadVibes

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Life comes at you fast: I used to do multiple Irish car bombs and pee in my friend’s closet; now I get overly excited for my new bird feeder and all the visitors.

Life comes at you fast:
I used to do multiple Irish car bombs and pee in my friend’s closet; now I get overly excited for my new bird feeder and all the visitors.