Scottish Football in one news headline.

Just said to Marcus Rashford that he was only 5 when Wayne Rooney made his England debut. He said really? I said yeah, I checked the dates.

When you waitin for the life guard to give you the green light to go down the slide

Pepe is an enormous dick.

Eric Bailly to Old Trafford confirmed. Man Utd fans now absolutely raving about a player they had never heard of this time last week.

Chiriches 😂

What is wrong with these people? An absolute embarrassment to the country.

1990 - #Eng opening game 1-1 ➡️ Semis 1996 - #Eng opening game 1-1 ➡️ Semis 2016 - #Eng opening game 1-1 ➡️ ❓

English fans towards the Welsh right now...

With the club welcoming new managers Paul Starling & Michael Ward to the helm, it should be a very exciting season ahead.

Do we really need Henderson on at this point? Does he have any nerve endings in his feet? Literally, kicks it hard all the time! 🙈🙈

OH MY WORD! De Gea almost mugged off with a chip after an absolute brain fart.

Can't believe it's been 15 years today. Still my favorite match of all time.

My sons are trying to talk me through a new game called Poke a man & Go. Could lead to arrests, I reckon.

Our opponents have let us down for this Saturday, any team want to take their place and give us a game. Please RT

EVENTS NEWS: Due to unforeseen circumstances, clairvoyant Trisha will not be appearing in the Kevin Bird Suite tomorrow night.

When you're in the middle of a Champions League match with Barca and remember you left the oven on...

Every time the ball goes near Claudio Bravo.