Guys, if this thing dies tonight... My 103 year old grandma outlived twitter. That's kinda fucked.

This is going to be as eventful and anticlimactic as Y2K was, isn't it?

Let's all just put in... 8 dollars... Into a GoFundMe... And buy twitter back. Damn the man. Save the Empire... Er... Twitter.

Tonight is also going to be the night I inexplicably get over 100 likes on a post for the first time ever, isn't it?

My toxic trait is always putting a banana down exactly where only I would drive the next lap in Mario Kart and where MPCs wouldn't with their jinky driving skills.

Twitter is going to be the Jesus of social media's, isn't it? Die and come back three days later

Anyone know if there's a mastodon instance that's good for alt and nsfw content promotion?

Okay, #yeg and #yegfood... Once upon a time Colonel Mustard's on 124th had this amazing veggie sandwich. I've never had anything like it since. Does anyone know what was in it or how I find out? I think about it all the time and I need it. Halp!

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