In Kindergarten we called them cooties. In high school we call them STD's. They're whores either way.

All I need to get high is a can of cheese whiz

Instead of getting periods, what if girls just got a text once a month from mother nature saying "You're not pregnant, have a nice day!"

Nothing like hangout with my brothers at Lego land :)

Mom: "Michael your grounded" me: probably not!

So Joey was drink oj and I say how's the oj Simpson and he says"killer!"

Why do I have to see mayo high school every day?? Can't wait to move away from it

Looks like we will be making a giant paper airplane! alexamarie✌️

Can I just say ROLL TIDE!! 42-14 not even close!

Me: just got a twitter Mom: u twitter? Me: Ahahahahahhahahah!

It's funny when people try to make fun of u and it doesn't work like this kid said Mexicans make really greasy good and I say I know

Haven't been on twitter since last year

This #facebomb app is absurd! bit.ly/face-bomb-swap Facebomb & Faceswap Check out this pic:

This #facebomb app is absurd! bit.ly/face-bomb-swap Facebomb & Faceswap Check out this pic: don't know what happened here