Ms Jackson is a Certified Hood Classic

I swear bro u never grow out of the pre workout shits

Here's a photo of my son

Just got a Subway Sandwich stuck in my ass. Send Help

Everyone fucks Angie

Just watched The Breakfast Club in English. I am now officially bricked for the weekend

My balls were always saggin when I was sleeping at Grandmas place

Here's what they think about you. Here's what they think about you Here's what they think about you Here's what they think about you Here's what they think about you

Thad Castle is the great Athlete of all Time

real

Had to give up streaming Fortnite. I had to keep on ending the steam to choke the chicken. The Renegade Raider gets me rock solid

im thankful for titties

Hear me out.... Cindy Lou Who

Just discovered Scientology. What in the actual ever living fuck?!

Suns with the buzzer beater. Beater I barely know her

I feel guilty jerking off. I know it's a natural thing and you should do it but it just feels wrong. Everyone at my grandpa's funeral was looking at me so disgusted. My grandpa would want me to be happy and relaxed

Greatest live guitar performance is from the one and only Prince. Him playing while my guitar gently weeps will make a grown man shed a year.

I want to feel the high I got for the first time watching the earth angel scene from Back to the Future

School of Rock is a Hood Classic

Crunchy Peanut butter is what they serve in hell. I would rather try to teach a deaf kid how to eat pussy