Haley’s new album hits my soul in so many different ways and I can’t describe how incredible it is. Halsey, you are the most strongest woman.

Everyone from high school is posting their 2nd or 3rd child. Then here I am, posting a shit load of my cat. I just want to take care of a little baby forever, okay?

Am I?

If anybody erases my pronouns again on the board, I hope you get coal for Christmas.

Last year my dad and I smoked a joint. This year my dad and I took an edible. 😂

Giving myself some self love for all the cool things I get to do and future things that are coming up.

Hiring in at the start of the 60th anniversary and making my mark for the 70th has been such a moment. I love my job.

Fun fact: a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest areshole on the planet, after Donald Trump.

LADY GAGA THE ICON YOU ARE

The Prince sounds AND she’s wearing purple. 😭😭😭

Everyday I feel more and more like Sophie Thatcher in Companion

Love seeing her smile with little monsters

If Gaga sang Monster at Chromatica, maybe one day she will sing The Cure. 😭

GOD. I love this woman.

I love having seniority. 🙂‍↔️

i threaten to kill myself at least twice a day he's not special

my house if I lived in bikini bottom