not fair everyone can see his cards :(

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

“what’s your love language?” bitch all of them i’m soft as fuck

Can’t sleep because my bf casually mentioned that “we will have to get a new bedding set” when we move in together next month because my shit rn is “too pink” and then fell asleep 2 seconds later as if he didn’t just turn my entire world upside down

so real

me before i was diagnosed with OCD

Mary:

Half my Snapchat recap is me flexxing my heelys. Hard

First time going to the gym since I moved 45 minutes away from it and I foolishly took my pre workout before leaving the house and I’m only half way to the gym and already absolutely tweaking

Posting on instagram just feels so loud, I can’t explain it

@motelwhcres americans i will screenshare my fyp 20$ an hour

That TikTok shit felt like the lights at a party come on at 3 when the flyer said 4.

Tik tok ban got me back on here, pretending it’s still twitter for fucks sake what’s next? Snap streaks? Lms for tbh?

Broke a PR for myself this morning: opening the blinds on all 52 of our windows in under 10 minutes