Can’t wait for July 4th to celebrate America becoming free from an authoritarian monarchy who could act with impunity, so glad that’s no longer the case

Kate Bush when she sees a hill

imagine trump getting shot and his security yells “donald duck”

Goals! Advocate of Political Violence Finally Gets to Be Part of It: ow.ly/8PQu50SBAPT

your twenties are all about getting upset and then immediately going on a walk

Too bad the 23 kids who are killed from gun violence every day don’t have bullet-proof glass everywhere they go

Watching women's tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn't put needless obstacles in the way of women.

not to be a hater but why would you waste your youth on pickleball when you’re perfectly capable of enjoying the noble sport of tennis

She's a ten but it's short for tense

i found you in this lifetime and i’ll find you in the next. consider this a warning

i must regretfully admit that boomers went the entire fuck off when they invented creedence clearwater revival

Happy November 1st

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

Think they'll get rid of the IRS before April or should I file

Do i still need to get a Real ID or did we get rid of that part of the government

Beautiful spring evening. I’m outside with a cup of coffee. Zero notifications on my phone likely because I’m difficult to like and contribute very little socially. God bless

i’m gonna keep on dancin at the