dating with mikey based on heights: 5’9” or below, always a no UNLESS they are VP or above 5’10” to 6’0”, these ones are maybes & must be Director or above 6’1” to 6’3”, mostly a yes & must be above entry level 6’4” & above, ALWAYS a yes (job apparently doesn’t matter)

Republicans: Try to break into my house and you’ll be met with the end of a revolver. Also republicans: Well, if Breanna Taylor’s boyfriend hadn’t shot at people breaking down the door it wouldn’t have been an issue.

tonight on dating with mikey: boy wouldn’t go to get my phone with me from the car. i said if i go alone, i am not coming back. he laughs & says yes you are. i laughed all the way home.... but made sure i copped the food he bought me first.

dating with mikey: i love waking up to new matches with sweet messages like these 🥰🥰 also, dan, i’m a literal psychopath so bye! 🤪

When Maya Angelou said “How you feel about me ain’t my business” I internalized that.

if there’s one Call Her Daddy episode the world needs to hear it’s the Mother Cooper episode

Nightmare in Nippert. Welcome to 𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘, Tigers. #Bearcats

It’s wild Trump supporters believe there’s voter fraud with 0 evidence but couldn’t believe he sexually assaulted any women with 26 allegations.

if you don’t understand gaslighting, this is man displays it perfectly!!!

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

That $600 ain’t helping anyone with real bills. Just take that money and buy yourself something nice to make you feel better about this bullshit.

wasn’t too sure about 2020 but then i made it to prison tiktok... so i think it was a pretty good year

does he not get that stimulus checks are supposed to give people money to spend to, to idk STIMULATE the economy???

honestly over georgia fans saying “we put up a hell of a fight”.... i’m sorry but we were winning the majority of the game, so y’all put up a hell of a fight to come back & win 🙄 #GoBearcats

in 2020, Netflix got rid of friends & look what happened. in 2021, they got rid of the office. i’m truly terrified of the year ahead.

instagram.com/p/CN0amJhF47l/…

my entire tok feed is gay men and black women & I’ve never felt more proud

i guess if a white woman assaults a black child, it’s okay for Bravo. we don’t fire white #RHOBH for that. imagine if a white child was assaulted. i stand by janet jackson❤️❤️❤️ & her CHILD Jax.