I'm on Tiktok quite a bit and I've never landed on this side of Tiktok ever.

i was unfortunately a viewer of the original bathtub scene….trauma

me judging all the #MetGala looks tonight

I don’t google anymore i TikTok

Relationships are so beautiful when you and your partner are actually good friends. You show up together, share inside jokes, talk openly, have fun, and totally vibe like besties. They shouldn’t replace your actual friends but it’s so amazing when the dynamic isn't just romantic.

i’ll “you ok?” my boo to death, cus are u ok? is someone messing with youu

You're wrong, it's not deep down. Its right on the surface.

Responded to texts from 3 different people

So I can say "let me call my husband"

accepting their snoring as a lullaby

i’m no better than an old person

i highly recommend a clingy, lovey-dovey partner. life’s too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore

“can we reschedule?” YES GOD YES PLEASE YES WOOHOO

Me after noticing a slight change in someone’s energy towards me

With gratitude.

moving on with my life

Farting away your stomach ache >>>