First a Lucky Chances commercial, then a Jameson en español commercial — the targeted ads are targeting our household correctly 😂

Okkaayy 💎 comin thru on the new season of #NetflixSellingSunset .. Congrats on the new crib !! #BossMovesOnly 🏠💰💎

Of course the Alaska Airlines Wi-Fi isn’t working on my flight when I have a work deadline 🙃

800 club 😭🙏🏻

The slack DM notification triggers so much anxiety and stress for me 😖

Almost every single Southwest Airlines flight at LAX this evening is delayed, most especially mine that is a 2-hour delay. I will be submitting a flight delay complaint and expect a generous flight credit and/or rapid rewards points.

Watching Zedd on the #OSL2023 live stream, and I have so much fomo!! 🤩🥹

8.23.1978 Kobe Bean Bryant would've been 45 years young today. RIP Mamba 🐍♾💜💛

Went to the BLACKPINK concert last min, sleeping at almost 2am, and I’m taking headshot portraits at work tomorrow (technically today now). Might just keep recycling my old headshots if I look like crap in them 😂

Why was the SF #Str8totheKlub show cancelled yg 💎 ?

JUST TAKE MY MONEY!! Not like I’m not planning and paying for a wedding right now. Def not buying a house any time soon. 😂😭

talk to us nice 👏

N3tflix cracking down on sharing accounts/pwords is lame. 👎

Had a series of nightmares about our wedding last night. 🥲 BAHAHA

2 years, 9 months and an engagement 💍later ..Patrick & I are finally sharing locations with each other 😂

This was me right after the fall in the ambulance. All smiles like a G. No pain coulda stopped me from feelin the joy I felt from the show. To everyone who came out yesterday and has been checkin in on me and sendin love, I FUCKIN LOVE U!!! 🥹🙏🏾 Coachella, thats how we rage.

I was on a conference call in one our of phone booths at work, and I feel a hair across my face so I was thinking my eyelash had fallen off. Turns out a spider just fell on my face from the ceiling 🫠

happy friday