“Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days”

how mfs look when it gets late at night and they can't do anything but let the memories flood in

*message sent 8 hours ago* story posted 5 minutes ago:

me after losing the girl i wasn’t even in a relationship with

When you just did your laundry and now you have all your s-tier clothes back in the closet

when you see the girl that told you she wasn’t ready for a relationship in a relationship

When you’re about to text her good night but the good morning text is still on delivered

average 2am male thoughts: - what if i spend my whole life trying and my parents leave this world still worried about me - what if the window closes before i figure it out. - i watch my friends become fathers. buy houses. and i smile. genuinely smile. and then drive home alone.

When eveyone is congratulating you but the person you did it for isn't here to see it

my boss just asked me to do work at my job

Just play the damn game.

When you just did your laundry and now you have all your s-tier clothes back in the closet

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

POV: You're watching a movie on a bright day with the window open

i’m at a point where I can't even call it “procrastinating” anymore, I'm straight up jeopardizing my future

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

When you're tired , drained and burnt out, but you still need to go to work because you need money

*childhood me thinking i’d be rich and own a house by 2026* a random day in 2026:

how it feels saying "Maybe" to plans i am 100% not attending