Last night was ridiculous ....

"A1: the amazing dani daniels :) See Full Video >> bit.ly/1y3uYYJ" 21sec cum record. She is amazing!

Just saw a mouse running down the road so I kicked it. And what!? #BallonDOr2015

A trip down memory lane... Once upon a time I stayed over at a friends and did a shit on their coffee stable #ShitTable #MorginatorBanter

Got a action shot of tonight, I love a frisky Friday !! #Morginator #saycheese #spunkonherface

Old lady buying a newspaper.. How about you whip your phone out n read all that stuff for.. FREE!!!

At my Grandma house just posted. Watching this East West game. Man time flies! Oh and yes I'm eating good!!

Flicked over to #Babestation as thought GB had it wrapped up. Then instantly cum bombed the room when #Seahawks threw that TD #GBvsSEA #NFL

Seahawks are going to the Superbowl and I need a Superbowl of ice to cool down my bellend #FrictionBurns

Tomorrow's to do list: 1) Buy new underwear, leakage/foreign substances has caused major holes. 2) Ring doctors

The menopause,hot sweats & vaginal dryness. Hot sweats, maybe when #Morginator is in town but there's certainly no dryness #ThirstyThursday

What are all the letters for after super bowl, I dont get it :/ its it just the superbowl #SuperBowlXLIX ?

Made the toughest decision of my life announcing my retirement by the end of the season.thanks for all the well wishes really appreciate it

That feeling when you let down your top knot after a long day of being a twat

When you see the sun and decide you're living in Costa del Newmarket, go out and in 30 seconds you retrieve and go back for your jumper.

Newmarket's sexiest man of 2014 is back after popular demand. I can confirm I the #Morginator is here to stay ladies.

Ahh. I've just had the most exhilarating poo ever and now I'm feeling epic! #pooptweets #somoneysupermarket