Remind me again why Gardner dumped MedStar to go back to Wood’s. Was it because “no ALS or BLS available at this time?” Oh, yeah. 🙄

“No ALS coverage available.” Good thing they don’t need a 2nd paramedic for CPR in progress. 🤷🏼‍♂️ What’d Aerosmith say? “The same old song and dance.”

Hope none of the Crowleys have a seizure seeing an emergency ambulance pull up with lights and siren. Health & safety of patrons 2nd. Stealth and deniability 1st. 🤫

This Fitzwilliam Fire sounds like it’s in the middle of banjo country. Requesting police immediately for uncooperative ‘home’owners. Dang, boy.

Breaking Noose; Baranowski Souza jail Lancaster; Inmate found hanging, cut down by guards. EMS en-rte.

May I suggest that if you’re at Coggshall Park and you see someone fishing, you actually get a life instead of calling the police. I’d like to suggest some other things you can do, but I’ll refrain.

Since when does someone in rehab need an ambulance for laryngitis?

Buzz Lightyear and the Exterior Attack!

Covering up incompetence again. 👍🏼

Probably safe to assume Sterling had a pretty high turnout at the fire this morning.

Instead of the ISU, neighbors are S/C the MSP BAT truck to the fire in Lancaster.

One would think, that if you need oxygen to help you breathe, it would kinda, sorta sink in that maybe, just maybe you shouldn’t light a buttski while on said oxygen.......🚬 💥

A lightning strike on a house in Princeton. What could possibly go wrong?

Well whaddya know, they took a truck with water this time. Unk if the MSP BAT unit is en-rte to test at the CP.

Stooopid America Vol 75735; “Female called 911 to report the door to the dryer at the laundromat won’t open and she’s about to break the door to get her clothes.” Maybe she’ll have better luck opening the jail cell door.

Been a while since the calliope was cued up.

Happy Treason Day, snowflakes.