To clarify, President Trump’s press conference will NOT be held at Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia. It will be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping— no relation with the hotel.

With all this talk of food shortages and more nonsensical panic buying, I think the people keeping the food supply going are doing such a fantastic job. We all turn up to the shop and just expect everything to be there. To those shop workers - a huge thanks and Merry Christmas.

Congrats to the EU on finally uniting Britain about Brexit. With their shocking antics over vaccines, they’ve managed to achieve the impossible and make us all - Leavers AND Remainers - think they’re a bunch of selfish, ruthless, arrogant twerps.

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Oh FFS… leave Enid Blyton alone you woke w*nkers.

It took me several decades to finally RSVP Adam Scott's birthday party invitation & tell him I was sorry I missed it. #BetterLateThanNever

Richard Ratcliffe is a man who deserves to be in all our thoughts and on every front page. What a brave and good man he is. All power to him.

Day 16 #FreeNazanin

Day 20 #FreeNazanin

Now this IS classy. 👏👏

In a world of Putins, be a Zelensky

School run on a BH just wrong wrong wrong!

She’s made it to 15!! Happy Birthday Jemima Puddleduck….have an awesome day….sorry about the balloon fail 😂 I hope The Script are ready for ya! 🕺❤️ Danny O'Donoghue

Danny O'Donoghue Danny please give a shout-out to Jemima tonight in Leeds who got tickets for tonight’s show for her 15th Birthday! #prettyplease x

Finally managed to purchase one of the Hanging Egg Chairs today from Aldi #winningatlife

Pergola & Passion! There’s still time this Summer for you to have a gorgeous Pergola like this one, built in your garden. Why not then plant and train climbers such as Passion Flower (seen here). All Pergola’s designed and built to order. tobyhjohnsonltd.co.uk

Wow. This was amazing. Kudos to Lewis Capaldi for not quitting - and kudos to the #glastonbury2023 crowd for singing him through his obvious issues.