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I’m a Little Milk Boy

@midpack0nly

He/Him. They call me the Big Mommamia From the Sky

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Everyone’s so concerned about the fact that we ingest 5 grams of microplastics a week but I don’t hear anybody talking about how much macroplastics are in their diet. Personally, on top of my 5 g’s of micro, I also eat 3 plastic bags a day. Just a tip!

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I think that whatever you believe happens in the afterlife happens to you. I plan on spending eternity doing what I love; watching short form videos of streamer drama 10 hours a day and then jacking off instead of hanging out with friends.

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Trying to meet a tech sugar momma by sitting at the Amazon balls speakeasy, taking the tiniest sips of a $30 whiskey ginger I bought with Klarna, and conspicuously nodding to Abundance so everyone knows I agree with its points

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Borders are fake but we need to shut down the northern border so none of the Vancouver based blue jays fans can come to t-mobile park for game 3

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Seattle is cool in the way that you can hit it off with a sweet goofy nerdy guy in a new friend group and then a week later learn that he works in defense contracts for Boeing…

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Wisdom from the past year of living in Seattle: You’re a racist if you don’t want to hangout with me in south seattle… unless you live in Ballard... then you’re a racist for living in Ballard.