⚡______________________________⚡ ❝𝐈’𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞❞ ⚡______________________________⚡

//What are you talking about? This is good! 😎

[EARLIER TODAY, SITTING ALONE AT A RESTAURANT] Some girls: You are so cute! Freed: *Shoving breadsticks into his coat pockets* I have to gay-- I mean, I HAVE TO GO. [The struggle... is very real.] 😔🤙🏻

Erza: Can I have more cake? Mira: It'll make you sick. Erza: It'll make me happy first.

Natsu: Do you know where I can find an idiot? Gray: Just open 'Google Maps' and find the closest mirror.

Yeah, I'm GAY. Great At Yelling because Laxus isn't around. "AHHHHHH--"

《Gay jokes for days.》 "Y'all wanna know the biggest gay joke?" He's whispering now. "It's /me/. I am the biggest gay joke."

Since it's Pride Month, I feel the need to share with y'all the two supreme genders:

//I have joined the hype! Y'all can ask Freed some questions now~✧ curiouscat.me/MidoriKakikomi…

//If anyone wants to RP with my Freed or Lyon (FuyuMahou), let me know! I need to be more active here. ;u;

‘Seductive Sunday’ is rather uninteresting when it's 97% females and you swing the other way—

“Because it's some sort of Sunday tradition.”

Elfman: a “REAL man” Cana: a “REAL woman” Freed: “And they're both very REAL reasons to be worried.”

⬘ ༻·～◦٥⁎꙳•̩̩͙❃•̩̩͙*ₒ⬪˚ʚ♕ɞ˚⬪ₒ*•̩̩͙❃•̩̩͙꙳⁎٥◦～·༺ 「ᴘʀᴏᴍ·ɪsᴇ ❨ɴᴏᴜɴ❩: a declaration that one will follow through with something particular or assure it will happen.」 ༻·～◦٥⁎꙳•̩̩͙❃•̩̩͙*ₒ⬪˚ʚ♕ɞ˚⬪ₒ*•̩̩͙❃•̩̩͙꙳⁎٥◦～·༺ ⬙

⬪ ❝ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴇɴᴅѕ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ❞ ༻·～◦✧⁎꙳•̩̩͙❃•̩̩͙*ₒ⋆˚ʚ♚ɞ˚⋆ₒ*•̩̩͙❃•̩̩͙꙳⁎✧◦～·༺ ⊱·欲望·⊰ ༻·～◦✦⁎꙳•̩̩͙❃•̩̩͙*ₒ⋆˚ʚ♔ɞ˚⋆ₒ*•̩̩͙❃•̩̩͙꙳⁎✦◦～·༺ ѕᴇʀᴠᴀᴍᴘ ᴏғ ʟᴜѕᴛ ⬫

//Re-booting + probably going to be 90% NSFW/suggestive content.