Vendo Eva quando pirralho: "Porra que adulta vagabunda incompetente essa Misato, 30 ano na cara e n cozinha, n arruma a casa, n limpa, n cozinha, só bebe e dorme!" Vendo Eva agora: "Muito eu."

we are about to reinvent the y2k bug from first principles

im so tired of this "what about the cissoids !" nonsense that happens every single time trans peoples rights r stripped away

This is a very narrow view. Software did not just destroy multiple orders of magnitude of performance improvements in hardware. We also made the user experience much, much worse. You're welcome.

After the US government bans transitioning for adults, they are going to come for the nonbinaries by taking away their septum piercings and tacky shein clothes

It’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work

wym 1996 was 3 decades ago 🤔🤔🤔

Maybe we should rebrand voting as a general strike, then these people would actually think about doing it.

They go by WOKEesha now

this is such a good photo of how it feels to be transgender

me liking a tweet and then immediately liking a counter tweet

90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “

Reading on grass is probably the activity with the biggest spread between how nice you imagine it to be and how nice it actually is

How do it get this haircut

Autistic people are like Midwesterners. They know they are different from other groups but don't always understand how. This means they attribute things that are universal (sayings oops, liking music) to their condition while missing what makes them odd (casseroles, good at sex)

Saying this to my husband