You're Being Indicted, Charlie Brown

I'm watching a movie called "Midget Zombie Takeover". How is your day?

You're better than this.

No, I don’t have OnlyFans. I’m someone’s future wife.

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What is your favorite 80's movie? Answer while sipping on a Jolt Cola.

Pokémon Go!!! Let’s be friends. Trainer code 9929 1668 7269

Got me some Boyz II Men tickets in April at Seven Feathers. They were my favorite group of the 90's and top 5 all-time. Pretty happy right now.

Orcas stole my catalytic converter.

In Spider-man 4 when someone’s in trouble Peter Parker just pulls out his phone and records it for his Facebook story.

I haven't followed anyone back on Twitter since the summer of '94. It was a whimsical, carefree summer, and bots weren't even a glimmer in our eyes.

“Winchester Surprise” for dinner from the Supernatural Cookbook Jared Padalecki Jensen Ackles #SPN

Awww I found a black widow eating cereal.

Need friends to complete field research! #PokemonGO

If watermelon exist why doesn't earthmelon,firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons.