This is us

I’m a New Yorker through and through. See that attaché case? It has thousands of new comedic premises for that night’s gig. Whether starting out at a joint in the Village or Carnegie Hall, I’d sit in Central Park and pour over them and visualize my set. Photo:⁦@tomrapier⁩

I’m realizing my best days start out with black coffee, a book, and not being on my phone. Unfortunately making this realization made me grab my phone so I could tweet about it.

thinking about the fact that Lady took a large americano and a donut straight to the dome every morning… girl must have been digging holes in the yard for an entire 9 hour shift after this

A coffee and some red carnations is ideal

It is such a nice feeling to be obsessed with a book

Oh no, all my 30 day mutes are up at once!

Held a tournament last night to find the worst video game song of all time Congratulations to Spider Man: The Animated Series (Genesis) - Fun House

Feast your eyes on this

I pretty much just post on threads now 😩

Just popping on here to say that MCF has a new single streaming on Spotify and it's called "Pretty" open.spotify.com/track/798JZg0C…

Whoa how did I miss The Softies releasing a new album after 24 years?

I uploaded a new MCF single to release in September and literally forgot the date. So it will surprise us all!

Jenn's Day of Honesty and Meanness was a huge success.

New single "Rom Com" pre-save + Upcoming show 🌹 - mailchi.mp/eafad1c9be22/w…

New single now on Spotify + show this weekend 🌹 - mailchi.mp/4b3689d0fb35/w…

“sorry for trauma dumping” bro i literally love and care for you? it’s an honour to learn about the complex and subtle ways that life has shaped you? i hope to be your trusted friend and confidant for the rest of my days?

New album to be released this weekend 🌹 - mailchi.mp/991d22838265/w…