i speak pig but not horse thief 😔

speaking as someone from camelot, yes. its needed for monkey business

Love... ... I have only my duties. Perhaps if I were a braver man...

No answer to a naughty dog who won't get her bread.

(... I never did throw away those shorts Medb gifted me. The one with "ART THOU NASTY" across the bottom...)

Tiddy in your hand when you pass out? Good way to fall asleep. Fact.

this towns not big enough for two blonde twunks 😔

【ꜱᴀʙᴇʀ】𝔾𝖆𝖜𝖆𝖎𝖓 But twunks gotta stay together

come back when im not consumed with self loathing

why are we Iike this

[【ꜱᴀʙᴇʀ】𝔾𝖆𝖜𝖆𝖎𝖓] Hormy? 😳

(has our king finally acquired a taste for coochie?)