What I say I do for fun on a date: work out, bike, play basketball What I actually do for fun: wait to die

no they’re hot dogs

at a certain point we run out of comic book characters right

im tired

he was fired for saying the c word too much

Fucking yikes

a lot of talk about Happy Mothers Day but when are we going to start talking about Sad Mothers Day? something to think about

As a gay man pride means a lot of things, but mostly— P enis R ection I rection D ick E rection

what?

Makes no sense and I’m sold buying tickets now

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i put the king in spanking

kinda fun update on my end— for the next 24 hours I can’t eat any food! And then around 4pm I’ll start drinking a solution that makes me shit my pants! And then this time tomorrow I’ll be receiving what can only be described as a colonoscopy!