Fellas I'm two movies into this "Star Wars" and get this: not only has Darth Vader not faced any repercussions for his actions, he WON the last film. Clearly George Lucas is a secret Facist who loves the military industrial complex.

Me: "Dad I'm trans..." Dad: "I have no son." Me: "What? I thought you'd be supportive..." Dad?: "No I literally do not have a Son, I have no idea who you are or how you got in." Me: "Oh fuck this ain't my house." LeBron James: "Hey guys I'm LeBron James"

Yea I also think it's awkward when you get one of those walmarts that locks their lego

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I would fuck the female scrubbing bubble and make the rest of them watch

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no because the wheels on the bus really do go round and round

They need to make a White Chicks remake except instead of two black men dressing up as white women, they dress up as black women and also the movie is just ninety minutes of softcore femboy porn

"If you speak fnaf porn will stop existing"

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Every horror movie should have at least one monster in it. Not a metaphorical monster like trauma or Charlize Theron. A wet gleep glop monster. Gimme somethin to look at. A little somethin for daddy

Twitter users when person makes an evil character

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"