Friendly reminder to play the best uncharted game to date, if you haven't yet 😅

I'd play the botez gambit asap

Maybe it's coz schools in Germany hit different or I was just lucky, but middle school was my fave time in school. The social fun to school effort ratio was amazing 🍻

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"Why do people suddenly like ketchup on fries when they complained about the ketchup filled donuts the other day?! Those hypocrites really just hate donuts!!"

I swear Twitter is the only place where I can say “hey, it’s super rude and inappropriate to take a shit on someone’s kitchen floor, don’t do it” and people will be like “SO IM NOT ALLOWED TO POOP NOW? ITS NORMAL HUMAN BEHAVIOR. WHY DO YOU HATE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO POOP???”

Couple months ago Jorginho was considered one of the best midfielders in the league, now people act like he'll be a flop at #Arsenal. I'd rather risk another Willian than another Pepe. Thinking an overpriced Caicedo would've been a guaranteed success is delusional 🤡

The "For you" tab is a testament to how negativity and utter lack of nuance in (hot) takes drives up engagement and I hate it 🫠

Forget the password sharing debacle, the fact that THIS EVEN EXISTS is the real travesty 🤯

Me and any creative project

I didn't think this day would come but I officially prefer insta over twitter. And I don't even particularly like insta 😭 at least I'm spending significantly less time on sm, which improved my mental health me thinks. Altho that might actually be thanks to these guys 😅

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My ADHD was misdiagnosed as “smart but lazy”, “selfish”, “lacks effort”, “in his own world”, “too sensitive”, “messy and disorganized”, “always late”, “gets in his own way”, “doesn’t apply himself”, “overly emotional”, “a lot”, and “not living up to his potential.”

I'm so clueless I thought our apartment's just swaying in the wind. 🙃 At least this time I was up and didn't sleep through it lmao #earthquake

Giving thanks to PVRIS for all the music. This year I couldn’t stop listening to GODDESS. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/6oFs3qk…